In a state of being overly reliant on technology, especially apps and social media. More specifically pertains to an action which could have damn well otherwise been done in person, IRL.
Usually used in the pejorative,
as an insult. Originates from the cringe factor of the "selfie stick" which is a type of camera gimbal, or the analogy of the gimbal as a stabilizing device, as to a person who without technology would be
useless. Technology is stabalizing thier ineffectual and pussified basic
bitch existence. Synonyms, Yassified. (Colloquial slang first heard/ introduced in
New York)
The following actions are for gimbal ass little
bitch birds:
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Face filters,bitch you don't look like that.
Posting food that you ordered from Uber eats/ Grub hub, on your social media profile.
The phrase "this is giving... ______"
So gimbal that the adjective is the noun.
Your gimbal ass Samsung toilet bowl has wifi , will
play your lame ass "ambient hip hop" spotify Playlist and will notify you when you run out of
TP. Better yet no it has three flying
chrome seashells.
Your Tinder/ Grindr date gave you
"The Ickz" because he gave you flowers on the first date and you posted a capcut video about it but didn't actually speak. This gimbal ass little strawberry just
shook her
head and pointed to the caption. Got 70k views in 5 minutes.
You used Crispr to genetically edit your child's eye color, in utero.
When scientists use
deep language modeling ai to figure out the secret language of Indonesian fruit bats.
When footage from people's ring doorbell camera is used on the 6pm news.
You got married to a factory refurbished hyper realistic Japanese sex
robot. Cringersons.
... You get the idea. Don't you be a gimbal ass little bitch bird.
