Gilch

When a guy ejaculates onto another guys gooch, and a girl sucks it off.

"So, last night, I was invited to a Gilchfest. And now my gooch is sticky. Time to hit the showers."

by Moses: Ruler of Mustardland February 19, 2010

Gilch

Pure badassness, Period!

Gilch= Steven Segal x Eleventy billion

by roger tetermann February 5, 2010

gilch

When one's scrotum is stuck to their inner thigh due to sweating. It will often required peeling the scrotum off of the inner thigh due to the discomfort that it causes.

It is so hot out that I am gilching. I will need to pick that soon.

by Scorpion King May 4, 2008

gilch

When one rubs a cold stick of butter on the area between the rectum and the scrotum till it smells like hot corn.

john: Alex wut did you do last night with Rachel?

Alex: dude i gilched myself till Rachel smelled hot corn

by brokedick101 July 10, 2009

Gilch

A guitar great (adamgilchrest.com). First there was Satch, Slash and Madonna. Now there is Gilch

Gilch is one of the greatest guitar players ever

by Gilch January 6, 2022

Gilch Gulpa

When one is known for gulping down gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s area between his rectum and scrotum

Bro Andrew is the gilch gulpa!

by Toasty Cheeks November 16, 2021

Gilch Gulpah

A person who is known for gulping gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s taint

Yo! Andrew is a gilch gulpah

by Toasty Cheeks November 16, 2021