"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone
oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend
your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4.
You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the
Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his
girlfriend standing in the
living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter