"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral
sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then
lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill
Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "
Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can'
t afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really
hard everyday... And every
guy likes to get oral
sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full
ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter