when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.
by mrwhite1337 June 15, 2008
by Bud E Love May 08, 2003
When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
by jOMEL March 27, 2007
There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.
by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011
also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi
by gavin March 17, 2004