8 definitions by Burns

wooler blunt

a blunt mixed with bud and crack cocaine

roll the wooler blunt need to get high

by Burns March 29, 2005

boo-urns

Obscure reference to the Simpsons: Monty Burns has just made a speech, and was getting booed out. When he asks his kiss-ass assistant if they're booing him, he replies "No, sir...they're saying boo-urns." He then asks the crowd, and they continue to boo him, save for Hans Moleman, who says "Well, I was saying boo-urns."

An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement

"I lost the tickets to the concert."
"Ah, boo-urns."

by Burns April 11, 2003

Tall Boy

A 16 oz. beverage. Most likey a beer.

"Dude let's go get some Tall Boy's"

by Burns September 25, 2003

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021

Suave syndrome

Possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.

That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.

by Burns June 30, 2004

suck in

Allowing air to be sucked into one's anus and blown out as a fart.

"Dan the Farter" on the Howard Stern show can do suck-in's all day.

by Burns September 25, 2003

shank

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

by Burns November 17, 2003