(trait) a fat, lop-sided head ass dumb dumb fortnite streamer wanna be squeaker, and cheats in everything and tells everyone that he beat you even though you have proof he didn't. and also comes up with lame excuses like "i don't care" for everything.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.