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Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7
OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32
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Ghettodilla 

A microwaved quesadilla for poor people.

Recipe:
1. A tortilla (corn or flour)
2. Government Cheese (or pre-sliced american cheese)

Directions:

Put the cheese on one side of the tortilla. Fold in half. Heat on high heat in microwave for 20 seconds. Take out of microwave. ENJOY!
Marvin was so starvin' that he made a ghettodilla.
Ghettodilla by SFChef July 19, 2010

Ghettofication 

The opposite of "gentrification." Disinvestment and the creation of deteriorated property caused by lower-income people slowly taking over and moving in to middle-class neighborhoods resulting in the flight of the former wealthier inhabitants.
In Detroit, a large proportion of ghettofied housing was originally built for middle and upper income occupants. As the process of ghettofication occurred this housing was increasingly occupied by lower income people. The ensuing disinvestment caused a spiral of decline in this former neighborhood of gentry as mansions were subdivided into several apartments with impoverished tenants. As ghettofication increased the houses were not maintained and blight engulfed the neighborhood.
Ghettofication by Dvorak April 17, 2006

ghettoclick 

a ghettoclick occurs when you only have a hard copy picture, but you take a picture of the hard copy with your cellphone because want to upload it to the internet. usually the ghettoclick has a picture of a finger in it or a nice shine from taking a picture of something glossy in the light.
that picture of the kids with santa was cute that i want everyone to see it. i am going to ghettoclick it so i can put it on facebook.

ghettolicious 

homie numba 1: whoa homie those shoes are ghettolicious !how much did u score fro em?
homie numba 2:yeah they be pimpin all right,i got's em from my bro
ghettolicious by skye summers March 23, 2007

Ghettofication 

The opposite of "gentrification." It is the bombardment of lower classes slowly taking over and moving in to middle-class and affluent neighborhoods.
The temporary work agency located in the slums of town is recruting work for the jobs at my workplace in the more affluent side of town, causing a ghettofication of our workplace.
Ghettofication by Erick April 26, 2005

ghettoic 

LaQuanda (Lah-Kwan-Duh) and Nakitashe (Nah-Keeta-Shay) both got a job at ABC News as assistants, but they were soon fired to because their ghettoic rawkus caused other employees within the office to feel uncomfortable.
ghettoic by postedindacut February 12, 2008