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getting pied 

When a girl who has been cream pied sits on your face.
Last night I got pied.

After we ran a train on her last night she pied my friend.

I've never seen someone so into getting pied.

He ate the pie so fast it looked like he had a milk mustache
getting pied by easy bake oven January 25, 2014

Getting pimped

Writing or drawing on someone that is passed out due to intoxication (usually but not always excluding narcoleptics)
When someone passes out at a party or someplace accessible, "friends" or other people write messages or draw pictures on their body. Examples of this may be hidden messages on covered portions of the body or parts of the body become incorporated into parts of the picture being drawn or pimped. Another example of getting pimped is drawing facial hair, better enhancing the uni-brow, adding mustaches and beards to women, etc...
Getting pimped by Kat Calder March 29, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026