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jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
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Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model
I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!
Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015
Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."
Geraint by NotGeraint November 14, 2013
The act of performing any activity related to the band 100 Gecs. Recently it has also been associated with any other activity that's similar to the band's themes and ideas; like driving a truck, dumping your ex, crushing your hand with a mallet, hitting the weed, staring at empty cans that sprawl across my floor or losing your bet on a racing horse.
"Bae, can you come over? I'm horny as fuck..."
"Sorry. I can't. I'm geccin'."
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP GAMBLING!"
Geccin' by Geo Sunsetmoth July 16, 2019

germindian 

Offsprings of German and Indian Couple.
Angela is Germindian, her father is an Indian and her mother is a German.
germindian by Johnxyz August 18, 2006

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009