gepettoed

used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!

by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 18, 2006

gepetto

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

by darren is me October 14, 2006

Gepetto

Simply put: a pedophile

1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.

2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.

3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.

by Van Damage III August 16, 2012

Gepetto

When fisting a girl...open hand and move fingers around..like a puppeteer

Man..see that girl right there yo...i went gepetto on that last night

by Fattarzan July 19, 2019

Gepetto

A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).

Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!

by RickyP June 25, 2005

Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

by acrestare July 2, 2011

gepetto nettle

Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.

I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle

Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.

by Hoey98 June 2, 2018