gepettoed 

used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke

Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!

gepettoed by Geoff (Geo) Hilbrandt January 18, 2006

geppettoed 

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

geppettoed by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

gepetto 

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

gepetto by darren is me October 14, 2006

Ghetto Gepetto 

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

Ghetto Gepetto by acrestare July 2, 2011

gepetto nettle

Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.

I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle

Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.

gepetto nettle by Hoey98 June 2, 2018

Gepetto 

Simply put: a pedophile

1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.

2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.

3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.

Gepetto by Van Damage III August 16, 2012

ghettoed up 

adjective: 1) madeover to fit "ghetto" culture/lifestyle, 2) trashed, vandalized, or cheapened (derogatory)

1)My brother had the worst CD collection until I ghettoed it up.

2)While I was on vacation, my roommate ghettoed up our apartment with a purple leopard print couch and a poster of "50 Cent".

ghettoed up by iyaorisha June 27, 2005