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The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
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gesundheit 

German, meaning "health". Used to wish someone "health" after sneezing. It has been exported, but seems primarily to be used in the US. Similar is "bless you"

Achoo!

Gesundheit!

You get the idea.
gesundheit by Richter September 7, 2003
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Gesundheitsfuhrer 

A petty government official or politician involved in enforcing pandemic public health regulations. This is a 'Karen' or 'Chad' with the power of the State behind them.
The Gesundheitsfuhrer is confronting those without face diapers and writing them tickets in front of Walmart.

Gesun-tight

When you put some pepper on the girl’s pillow before sex so they sneeze and their pussy tightens.
Yo, I heard you’ve done the Gesun-tight.

Yeah man, her coochie grip you like a gorilla fist.
Gesun-tight by I_CUM_ON_PEACOCKS December 18, 2019

Gesundheist 

A successful act of sneeze-theft, carried out by distracting someone who is about to sneeze from doing so
Mister A: Aa-aaa...
Mister B: Blurg!
Mister A: ...oh.
Mister B: Gesundheist!
Gesundheist by parpalarp flurbidy January 12, 2009

Gesundshite 

The courteous blessing extended to one who mistakingly blows their nose into the same toilet paper they just finished wiping their ass with.
"Rats! I just blew my nose into shitty toilet paper..."

"Gesundshite"
Gesundshite by Clayton Belknap April 2, 2009

gesundheit 

Used as a reply in certain contexts when someone has just said something quite verbose or confusing. "Bless you" can be used in the same way in this sense. Not all native speakers of English use it.
From the A Way With Words (waywordradio.org) radio show, Aug. 23, 2010:

Grant Barrett: "It's the second person singular indicative present of the verb 'to see', s-e-e."
Caller: "Gesundheit."
gesundheit by buzhwa August 24, 2010