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One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form:

................ Technical ...... Social
Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
Dork ............ No .............. No

Normie: A normal person. Blah.

Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.

Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion.

Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.
If you met me at a party, you would have no idea that I enjoy finite element analysis-based inviscid flow modelling using computational fluid dynamics. That's because I'm a geek.
by SnipeYou August 26, 2006
In the African American urban venacular a geek refers to any and all behavior common among drug abusers. This behavior can be as subtle as buggy eyes that blink rapidly to more overt forms of withdrawal behavior such as selling expensive items for small amounts of money in order to satisfy the craving for more drugs. This term has in the midwest region of the U.S. been largely used to describe crack addict like behavior
I saw a man yesterday geekin' who offered to sell me a mountain bike for 10 dollars.
by r3dkat April 20, 2009
a guy who gets mad when he gets B's because he is a geek like that

he spends his time watching the science channel and enjoys it
Manjeet is such a geek that he reads quantam physics for fun and understands it.
by lalalalalaallaala July 16, 2006
A person who's skin hasn't seen light since the day he was born because the computer is his only means of life.
"hey dudes, I just got Modern Warfare, now I can own all you. Don't forget to watch my vids at www.Geeksgirlsandthegoods.com"
by RoflesthePirate July 11, 2009
One that has extensive knowledge in all areas and is able to explain himself quit well about information in the world that is important. Geeks actually have a college degree because you can’t spell geek without EE. While a nerd is one that continues on at the community college trying to work at “Game Stop” because they think its cool that they can live at home and play magic any time they want. Nerds know enough to talk to other nerds on a few small topics.
Most nerds wish to be geeks but are unable to finish college because the spent there money and time on magic cards.
by EE February 16, 2005
someone who finds doctor who thier way of life
hi i'm chloe and im turning my room into the inside of a tardis making me a super geek
by dobby verbrugge June 15, 2008
1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. anyone who plays warhammer or other non-Risk strategy games.
Wow, is Ramzi Qattan playing Warhammer again? What a geek. And a noob. What a geeky noob.
by Shitbastard January 15, 2008
Me, well, at least I've been called Nerd before.

Learn Java before you make fun of me, it will help me understand you.

Actually, I'm a nerd, not wishing to be confused with the lesser subclass called geek.

To clarify, a Nerd is someone without social skills and who is smart. A geek is a subclass of nerd, which has the same charataristics although lacks the smart part. I know several geeks, they are the people who arn't in AP courses but are otherwise much like myself.
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by Masta Ev August 01, 2005