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the sort of person who would get really excited at the prospect of using a text editor on a 900 megahertz workstation to write out the definitions of technical terms
The geek always spent his lunch period in the computer lab experimenting with new ways to auto-hack various technical devices.
by Cookie_1134 April 29, 2007
Gareth Hawkins, G, G-Unit etc..
Can i have a packet of crisps and a pint please philippppp!
Take that cross necklace off please G!
And untuck your shirt you geek!
by Dean Harisson January 03, 2008
someone who actually argues about the differences between geek and nerd and dork. a fairly lame person.
wow, i can't believe how much a geek that guy is. why is he yelling at me over the difference between nerds and geeks?
by ralphlauren September 27, 2006
Ugly, socially inept, boring male (usually, but some of them can be female) whom nobody wants to fuck. Some of them grow up to be another abomination: yuppies. Many of them have a mild form of schizophrenia and have very limited breadth of thought process and cultural exposure. A lot of geeks are latent gays, though they try to mask it, but the reality is that they suck in bed whether with homo- or heterosexual partner. The geekness has a potential cure: gym time and outdoors. Geeks usually need to get a life.

Contrary to popular belief, someone being a software engineer or similar high-level computer professional does not equal "geek"--especially if they have education in the field. A well-balanced person who is athletic, well-traveled, true art lover, morally sound and in general has a life can be a computer professional and not be a geek.
I need to take a shower asap, I've been sitting near a geek... who knows it might be infectious.
by zackyboi2 August 11, 2009
the watery substance that forms on the end of a camels penis
i'm dehydrating in this desert, let's see if the camel's have any geek
by RatherLargeDave December 15, 2007
sam and matthew on a game of worms!
you're the biggest sam and matthews that i've ever seen
by Simon January 31, 2005
1. (noun) Nerd, dork, someone obsessed with some form of unpopular entertainment or pastime.

2. (verb) An action, to freak out or behave crazily from using drugs like cocaine.
1. Tom's such a geek, he can speak Klingon.

2. Man I'm geeking from this blow.
by Sammie Robertson March 14, 2006