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Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sandwich or salad.
NEW WAITRESS: What would you like this afternoon?

CUSTOMER: I love GBLT!

NEW WAITRESS: Okay, so you're gay. That's cool. What would you like for lunch?

CUSTOMER: Do you have a GBLT sandwich or salad?

VETERAN WAITRESS: (passing by) Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sweety.

NEW WAITRESS: Ooohhh!!! We don't have one on the menu, but I will have them make one up for you. Sandwich or salad?

CUSTOMER: A bowl of Salad with rye toast on the side, please. And a glass of V8.

NEW WAITRESS: I'll be back in 10 minutes.

CUSTOMER: Thanks.

NEW WAITRESS: You're welcome.
GBLT by Jeff The Chef June 18, 2006
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A sandwich consisting of Gays, Bisexuals, Lesbians, and Transgenders.
Could I please get a GBLT sandwich with extra bacon?
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026