Godmonkey 

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

Godmonkey by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

gamonkey 

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

gamonkey by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

gay monkey virus 

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length

Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.

gay monkey virus by alexis dove November 29, 2021

Gay Monkey Virus 

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af

Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!

Gay Monkey Virus by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015

Gadonkey 

A girl that looks like a guerrilla and a donkey.

shes usually really crispy from tanning to much and likes to take it in the ass and smells like burning flesh

"Yo man, did you see that shit, i seen that guys girlfriend shes was as ugly as a damn gadonkey"

gadonkey,animals,

Gadonkey by Apologiesx2 June 27, 2009

Gay Monkey 

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."

Gay Monkey by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006

gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008