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Gaydrian 

A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder

Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it

(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks

(Gaydrian):I need to pissss

(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm

(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

So tell me how to lov ...

(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
Gaydrian by Choadie September 25, 2007
Related Words

gaytriarch 

A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.
Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"

Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."

Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"
gaytriarch by cfbaines December 3, 2009

gaytriarch 

A ubiquitous homosexual well known in a gay community; that guy or girl that every gay person seems to know. Not necessarily a leader, but a popular or prominent member or figurehead of a GLBTQ social group.
Longinus: "Hey Pepper, you know Rod Hardthick, don't you?"

Pepper: "Of course. Every gay person on this campus has at least heard of Rod. He's a total gaytriarch."

Celebrity examples include: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John and Ellen
gaytriarch by khaodic May 12, 2011

gaydrian 

A homosexual man of less than five feet in stature who gives a rather good rimjob. Tends to go by the alias "Adrian McLoughlin".
gaydrian by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Gaydrian 

Usually found lurking on Internet forums offering body parts for sale. Has been known to sell stuff he never owned in the first place, e.g. Dignity

Is well known for his Dorothy shoes.

The Gaydrian's only known predator is the death cat.

Recent Quotes:

{Gaydrian wrote}
"I am just trying to fit in"

{Gaydrian wrote}
"Thermal efficiency; they don't waste fossil fuels on keeping themselves warm."

{meinAuto wrote}
that's the smartest thing i've seen Gaydrian ever write!

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Notes by current owner: underfed, disaffected, urban manling, with significant issue about gender and sexual orientation. can be yours at a reasonable price, see the Doc
Get a Rentboy, Get a Goatboy, GET A GAYDRIAN!

BGN Forums ROCK!

For Sale: One Dignity
For Sale: One Arse
For Sale: One Tooth

{kick Gaydrian in the head}

Goat Boy
Gaydrian by BGN Admin September 25, 2007

Gaydrian 

Gay Asian that hates to be in the same place where girls are.
Damnit Gaydrian, stop PMS-ing.
Gaydrian by Dirty Bian March 26, 2005