Ass Gaskets 

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.

"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."

Ass Gaskets by Mister Williams October 1, 2008

Blown Head Gaskets 

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.

Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.

Blown Head Gaskets by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Blowing gaskets 

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

Blowing gaskets by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

Beaver Gasket 

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

Beaver Gasket by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

snatch gasket 

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

snatch gasket by licupssy December 24, 2008

Fun Gasket 

Another word for premature ejaculation

"I blew a fun gasket when i saw my girlfriend naked for the first time"

Fun Gasket by StickeyGecko February 4, 2009

ass gasket 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.

ass gasket by Time Waster November 13, 2002