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Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.
When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

Garth brooks 

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley
Garth brooks by dkkong69 March 31, 2009

Garth Brooks 

The best performer of ours or any time.
"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."
Garth Brooks by Derpy July 9, 2005

Garth Brooks syndrome 

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.
Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

Garth Brooks 

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

garth brooks 

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician