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1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanitiesmore...
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ...
by 1069 Oct 13, 2005 add a video
Skanky lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas formerly in the girl group Wild Orchid.
Fergie sings in BEP.
by 1069 Sep 25, 2006 add a video
The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.
Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.
by 1069 Aug 1, 2005 add a video
One of the coolest states around. Located in the upper midwest north of Illinois, east of MN and IA and west and south of Michigan.more...
In Wisconsin you'll find everything from city life in Milwaukee, Racine, Kenosha, Madison and Green Bay.
Milwaukee is a diverse city famous for its festivals such as Summerfest, Germanfest, Pridefest, Festa Italiana and more. Milwaukee is also known for its beer, the Milwaukee Brewers, the Milwaukee Bucks and the Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis.
Racine (just south of Milwaukee) is home to SC Johnson Wax, lots of shopping and recreation and the beautiful Wind Point area.
Kenosha is home to outlet shopping, electric street cars (a must see for any rail fans), fun yet free lakeshore events and a beautiful lakeshore.
Madison is the capital city. It's also a very well known party city and a great place to shop (State street)
Green Bay is best known for one of the most known football teams in the NFL, the Green Bay Packers.
Other smaller cities in Wisconsin include Wausau (great skiing can be found here at Rib Mountain), La Crosse, Eau Claire, Sheboygan, Oshkosh, and Fond Du Lac.
Wisconsin is nicknamed "America's Dairyland" Much of Wisconsin consists of farming in particular dairy farming. A large amount of America's cheese is produced here. Most counties in Wisconsin have a yearly event called a "Dairy Breakfast" where a dairy farm hosts a breakfast with food, milk/dairy and other fun stuff.
The Baraboo/Dells area is...
by 1069 May 4, 2006 add a video
The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.
Hanson best known for MMMBop and Where's The Love
by 1069 Jan 30, 2006 add a video
One of the 2 main underwear styes. They are good for 2 things
2. Hiding your erection
They are bad for 2 others:
I got a big woody today in class and it was embarrassing. Next time I'm wearing briefs under my boxers.
by 1069 Dec 26, 2005 add a video
A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.
Scientology is bad, MMkay?
by 1069 Jun 27, 2005 add a video