It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.
by Chaz TW August 18, 2011
This is an obscure one.
Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
by Nitspike March 20, 2018
A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
by musicalive January 24, 2012
Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023