48 definitions by IntergalactalEnergy

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Minor characters of Hamlet, Childhood friends of Hamlet

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's motto was Ingen Bekymringer which also means No worries for the rest of your days, which taught Hamlet to ignore responsibility and just ignore the whole Claudius thing.

Rosen and Guilden are also probably dead, but I haven't read the original story, and I don't plan on doing so... 29,551 WORDS?!?!

by IntergalactalEnergy December 9, 2022

Homework

Slave catchers

Just escaped slavery but now they tellin me to do this shit

"Homework"

by IntergalactalEnergy August 24, 2023

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 23, 2023

Simba

The guy that eats people

Simba ate everyone again. Shit.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022

School

A torture chamber for children

Raise your hands if you survived school

by IntergalactalEnergy February 2, 2023

Tom and Jerry

MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.

Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created

by IntergalactalEnergy December 23, 2022

Argentinian Grandfather

Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"

My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"

by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023