Gaysplosion 

Gaysplosions are a naturally occurring phenomnon that occurrs around internet forums whenever the words 'Gay Rights' are used in a sentence.

They occur like crop circles and are naturally populated by large groups of people wearing big floppy clown shoes and debating about shit they have no idea about.

Ellen posted on my web forum and started a gaysplosion. All these douche bags started talking about genetics and shit and began wearing clown shoes. It was shit yo.

Gaysplosion by Lord Deathtime June 28, 2010

Gaysplosion 

The recent influx of people who are open about their homosexuality over the past few decades.

Origin-Stephen Colbert on the Daily Show

"I was thoroughly caught off guard by the recent gaysplosion"

Gaysplosion by Ummm...Jordan September 12, 2006

gasplosion 

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

gasplosion by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

Gaysplosion 

A gaysplosion is when someone who is in the lgbtq+ community has a sudden influx of emotion and attraction towards the gender/genders they are attracted to. This typically is expressed by keyboard spam or screaming

"Omg i'm watching this tv show and i'm having a gaysplosion over a charecter"

"OMGGGGGG I CANT- EHEJTBGJTNGJSHRBGJTNN ✨️WOMEN✨️"

Gaysplosion by Sexy ramen April 30, 2022