Gaysplosion 

Gaysplosions are a naturally occurring phenomnon that occurrs around internet forums whenever the words 'Gay Rights' are used in a sentence.

They occur like crop circles and are naturally populated by large groups of people wearing big floppy clown shoes and debating about shit they have no idea about.

Ellen posted on my web forum and started a gaysplosion. All these douche bags started talking about genetics and shit and began wearing clown shoes. It was shit yo.

Gaysplosion by Lord Deathtime June 28, 2010

Gaysplosion 

The recent influx of people who are open about their homosexuality over the past few decades.

Origin-Stephen Colbert on the Daily Show

"I was thoroughly caught off guard by the recent gaysplosion"

Gaysplosion by Ummm...Jordan September 12, 2006

Gaysplosion 

A gaysplosion is when someone who is in the lgbtq+ community has a sudden influx of emotion and attraction towards the gender/genders they are attracted to. This typically is expressed by keyboard spam or screaming

"Omg i'm watching this tv show and i'm having a gaysplosion over a charecter"

"OMGGGGGG I CANT- EHEJTBGJTNGJSHRBGJTNN ✨️WOMEN✨️"

Gaysplosion by Sexy ramen April 30, 2022

Baysplosion 

An un-motivated explosion, usually in an action movie or film. The word originated from the director Micheal Bay (Transformers 1 and 2, Pearl Harbor, and The Island) who notoriously blows up a considerable amount of objects in his films that would normally never explode.

When that car crashed into that tree it caused a huge Baysplosion!

Baysplosion by RED47 October 28, 2009

Baysplosions 

1.) A technique used in movies to attract men's interest. It contains many explosions and is usually directed by Michael Bay. The T.V. show Robot Chicken is responsible for coining the term Baysplosions.

Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo

That movie was only good for the baysplosions.

Baysplosions by rawramp February 25, 2009

gasplosion 

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

gasplosion by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

Baysplosion Bro Fist 

A bro fist that ends with each bro making 3 or more explosions with his or her fist.

Named for Michael Bay, who can't seem to make a movie without putting over 9000 explosions in it.

Bro #1: Hey, bro! Happy 4th of July!
Bro #2: We gotta have a special bro fist for this!
Bro #1: Baysplosion Bro Fist, brah!
-They do the Baysplosion Bro Fist-
Bro #2: Yeah, 'Merica!

Baysplosion Bro Fist by Burn2x December 17, 2014