gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.

I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.

gap-stache by oldkid6 June 15, 2012

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Gap stacker

A person who places a tetris block over a gap in the line thus preventing the line to be filled.

You missed a perfectly good tetris, you gap stacker!

Gap stacker by JadyBlood February 18, 2019

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gaystache

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.

Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.

gaystache by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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