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Doppel Gang-Bang 

The act of performing coitus with identical twins, at the same time. Stemming from the German term, Doppelgänger. Similar to a Threeway, or a Threesome, the Doppel Gang-Bang captivates the participants imagninations, especially the male's.
"Dude, you should totally try to hit both of those twins at the same time. We can call it the Doppel Gang-Bang!"

Wiki-Wiki-Gang-Bang 

v. when an initial search for information on a specific topic branches off in multiple directions in a seemingly endless chain of information on several topics that are usually unrelated to your original search.

often used in reference to Wikipedia, where budding curiosity and strategically placed hotlinks can quickly bud into an orgy of interesting but useless articles that you will quickly forget the details of and do a pisspoor job referencing later to friends.
A guy at work made reference to "Learning by Osmosis" which I pretended to find funny when everyone else laughed. When I returned to my desk I Googled "Osmosis"... which took me to "Osmosis Jones" which had a link to "Box Office Bombs" which took me to "Sahara" which lost $121,000,000 gross. I didn't learn anything about Osmosis; it was a total wiki-wiki-gang-bang

Intellectual Gang Bang 

The act of intellectually raping someone with 1 or more others, usually a repercussion to a false statement committed on behalf of the To-Be-Banged.

*intellectual raping a person consists of perpetually harassing them, using only the brain and "big words"
Bangee: u guys r so mean
Banger: it's called an intellectual gang bang, and it teaches you not to say stuff you shouldn't*

*Subject: Ninjas vs. Pirates

anal gang bang

1: Sexual: Partaking in a gang bang-style orgy which is strictly limited to anal sex.

2: Non-sexual: Used to describe a situation or emotion that is less than desired, uncomfortable, or generally bad.
Flip: "Hey yo baby, hows about you an' me hook up and get in on the chocolate train?!"
Rhyonda: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Flip: "Anal gang bang, bitch!"

Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Aaron: "Was I speeding, officer?"
Cop: "Well I should say so. I clocked you at 103mph in a 55mph zone. That carries a God damned hefty fine, young man".
Aaron: "Anal gang bang..."
Cop: "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! There will be NO anal gang bang on my watch, BITCH!"
Aaron: "I love a man in uniform..."
anal gang bang by Babies September 13, 2006

The Gang Bang Theory 

A theorem derived from the big bang theory. The gang bang theory states that all women, consciously or otherwise, crave an infinite number of cocks.
Jerry's ex sure proved the gang bang theory when she fucked all his friends.
The Gang Bang Theory by Yavitz March 28, 2009

Lollipop Gang Bang 

A gang bang involving 3 or more midgets who may or may not be dressed up like munchkins from the lollipop guild in "The Wizard of Oz."
The lollipop gang bang ended tragically when an obese woman crushed one of the midgets who was attempting to pleasure her.
Lollipop Gang Bang by Adizzledonkey February 21, 2011