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the spontaneous ejaculation that the mature male body experiences monthly once they hit puberty;the male body will experience monthy gakums until the reach the SNP(shriveled nut period) when they can not achieve an orgasms or hard on with out medication;can be associated with symptoms of GMS or CPS(cranky pants syndrom); a parallel to the female period
Unfortunately puberty hit Jamal quite abruptly , so did a series of gakums.
gakum by Crazy Casi July 28, 2008
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Created by xxxtentacion to express a whole other level or universe of thought
Kasey: I showed Nancy a conspiracy theory and now she’s in anothe gekume
Gekume by Milfsgonewild May 18, 2018
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Green Gazumba

1. A longstanding tradition of two counselors wearing green suits with tails who run around camp and try to not have their tails pulled by campers

2. A chance for eternal fame and glory
I have been after the green gazumbas for many years but my attemps ended in being tackeled shoved pushed and dissapointed

richard sibely is the only camper to ever capture the green gazumba
Green Gazumba by the CIT July 13, 2011

gakutenn 

Ship name for Gaku x Tenn from TRIGGER. The best canon pair in the IDOLiSH7 series. They try to hide their love for each other but they would die without the other. They are the definition of true love. Some people believe Gaku is heterosexual because of his crush on Tsumugi but he is a bisexual icon. His true deep love is Tenn Kujo.
Wow you two are the perfect couple, such a gakutenn!!!
gakutenn by Gaku104ever October 24, 2020

Asano Gakushu 

(From the anime assassination classroom) The top student and student president of Kunugigaoka Junior High, which is managed by his father whom he has a complex with. He is a genius with a profound intellect, exceptional talents, charismatic personality, and sociopathic ambitions. However, Influenced by his dad, he is elitist and obsessed with victory and control.
Person 1: do you know who is Asano Gakushu

person 2: of course! I love him.
gakom- stands for go ash kaash on me. ash kaash being the girl whose bj video was leaked. it's a term that you say to someone when you want oral sex from them. the last letter is interchangeable with whoever you are talking about. for example, gakoy (you), gakoh (him), and so on.
Heyyy girl you so fineee, u tryna gakom? ;)
gakom by 44mello January 26, 2021
Gekyumes- a “different state” or “next Universe” of thought
I am in the next gekume of thinking