A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!
Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

by the original JR chance November 6, 2006
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1. <verb> to move with an ungainly gait; controlled falling
2. -ed <verb past tense> to seat tables in a rural fine dining restaurant
3. -ing <verb> same as to galumph, but quicker and for longer distances
She picked up the menus and, with a smile, galumphed off to the dining room.
by Chowboy October 22, 2013
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to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy
Don't Galumph around the computer room.
by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2008
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1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.
1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.
by zeekage October 26, 2003
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A term coined by Lewis Carroll in the poem "Jabberwocky" which was on the novel "Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There" published in 1872.

It's a combination of the words 'gallop' and 'triumphant'
"He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back"
(Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky" from "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
by Eclips3d October 23, 2011
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Hopping from an 'all-fours' position, returning to same. Sort of a cross between jumping and crabwalking.
Vort and Mildred went galumphing down to the yackity swingset.
by dorn fingermeal September 21, 2003
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Galumphers means feet, lower legs or Wellington boots

Usually when walking in a clumsy manner
Lift your galumphers when walking or you will trip and fall
by Caviar22 December 3, 2022
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