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Kathleen Goguen has many family members with her last name
Goguen by 1234569780 February 26, 2013
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asahi gakuen 

a japanese saturday school. it starts at 9am on saturdays and ends at 3:30pm with lunch and break inbetween. mostly made up of japanese FOBS, happas, or wannabe american japanese kids.

most of them are forced to go by their asian parents, therefore cannot go anywhere on saturdays.
person 1 "DAMNNN so glad its a friday mann, u wanna go catcha movie tomorrow?"
person 2 " cantt i got fucking japanese asahi gakuen sat skool tomorrow"
person 1 "woahh you have japanese school on SATURDAYS??!? thats freaking torture man."
person 2 "yeee ikr it sucks haha we get to learn like 90 characters a week"
person 1 " shit that sucks dick EYY do u hav any homework though??"
person 2 " lmfao yeah we do"
person 1 "sucks man...sucks to be you..."
asahi gakuen by ghost(: January 16, 2011
The secret belief that all homosexuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by "turning" them gay.
"Steve is totally trying to use the Gagenda to convert Mike."
Gagenda by Pollx March 18, 2011

Mr. Gagunga 

in strict terms, refers to a type of baseball dad in Villa Park, IL. Typically, he is middle aged and often implies that he has the benefit of some kind of vague, construction-oriented employment situation that allows him to "cut out early" so he can attend his son's games. "Mr. Gagunga" is considered a dubious social role, a peculiar individual who is dependent on yet contributes to the social fabrics of the youth baseball and local tavern communities. Regarding fashion aesthetics, his look is one of utility with a focus on comfort. Threadbare t-shirts from beer bracket softball teams, and mesh caps (worn without irony) are common, as are knock-off Oakley sunglasses. A curiously high-pitched voice--which belies his physcial demeanor--is typical. While almost always well-intentioned, the behavior of Mr. Gagunga falls within a range between acceptable and ill-advised. For example, he will invariably grab an old mitt, turn his mesh-backed cap backwards, and position himself behind home plate to warm up his son when he pitches, even though the team's catcher is geared-up and ready. Also, he will often convince his boss to sponsor his son's teams, though it is never entirely clear from the name of the company in what industry they do business. Mr. Gagunga is known to be a very loose with foul language around players and their families, though this is slightly mitigated by the fact that he consistently brings the best post-game snacks and beverages for the team.
Kid: "Mr. Gagunga says he' gonna show Davey how to throw a slider."

Dad: "What Mr. Gagunga needs to do is show Davey how to throw strikes and work on fundamentals."
Mr. Gagunga by Davey Gagunga December 11, 2011

Garuende 

when you eat a string like food such as spaghetti, out of a girls genatals or anal region.
hey Sophia, can i have some garuende tonight?
Garuende by truckmutt May 28, 2014
1. A lathering of foiegras on your member. 2. Both hands round his/her/it/they(etc.) neck.

3. Feed them the pâté
“...I was with my aunt last night, she enjoy the gaguette...”