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1.
The secret belief that all homosexuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by "turning" them gay.
"Steve is totally trying to use the Gagenda to convert Mike."
by Pollx March 03, 2011
 
2.
A list of items to be discussed or accomplished, frequently in a meeting, which cause at least some participants to feel nauseated or to gag at the very thought of discussing them.
" I couldn't figure out why XYZ Corp wanted to visit us, but now that I've seen the gagenda they sent I can't decide whether to call in sick and get all the action items dumped on me in absentia, or suffer through it and try to pawn this stuff off on someone else."
by laardvark January 12, 2010