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Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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Vaginal gandalf 

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!
James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!
Gandar by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021
Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.
Gandalf by thricegreatart May 24, 2010

grandaddy purps 

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"