groving 

To cut the female grundle open to insert the male genitalia inside the now vaggasshole, during coitus.

"I heard matt made her sit on a wood router!"
"Oh dag nabbit!"
"Yeah! He wanted a vagasshole to go groving in!"

groving by coitalcontact October 14, 2013

Groving 

To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.

The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.

"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'

"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!

"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"

Groving by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009

Groving 

the act of sticking your chin out in an angry manner

Dude look at that guy over there he is totally groving.

Groving by Jace Cherry May 5, 2024