futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010

futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

by Frank Sinatrass August 13, 2007

futtock

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013