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1. futtock
fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.
Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.
2. futtock
The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.
One of my futtocks has dropped off!
by Crash Raindog Jan 13, 2004 add a video
3. futtock
An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.
...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"
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