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Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser
A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.
When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.
Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010
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futegrijism
When someone is really concerned and/or trying to impose/restrict/ban certain behaviors that other people engage in.
This comes from the romanian sarcastic phrase "Ce te fute pe tine grija ce fac eu?", which means roughly "Why is worry fucking you about what i'm doing?". This phrase was somewhat popular in the 90s in urban settings but is very rarely used nowadays.
This comes from the romanian sarcastic phrase "Ce te fute pe tine grija ce fac eu?", which means roughly "Why is worry fucking you about what i'm doing?". This phrase was somewhat popular in the 90s in urban settings but is very rarely used nowadays.
Sunt multi bolnavi de futegrijism care vor sa interzica fumatul. ( Many futegrijism suferers want to ban smoking. )
Partidul ala e plin de futegrijism. ( That political party is full of futegrijism )
Partidul ala e plin de futegrijism. ( That political party is full of futegrijism )
futegrijism by lone_wolf32 October 21, 2020
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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