funnel caker 

a person who really likes funnel cakes.

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.

funnel caker by breezybree June 30, 2009

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

santa fe funnel cake 

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

santa fe funnel cake by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

burnt funnel cake by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008

Hungarian Funnel Cake 

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

Hungarian Funnel Cake by Alvin Vinopoulos May 24, 2022