full time job 

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

full time job by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

full-time job

When used as a slang term, "full-time job" refers to the things that require as much as a full time job.

Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!

full-time job by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025

full-part-time job 

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.

Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.

full-part-time job by slamm3r August 7, 2012

Full time Jobs 

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

Full time Jobs by tecopux June 2, 2022