Fuckuationship 

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity

Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

Fuckuationship by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021

Fuckuation 

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

Fuckuation by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

class 4 furcation 

another name for a really bad camel toe...

Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!

class 4 furcation by teethscraper March 9, 2010

fuckugation 

Conjugating a new word by adding the word "fuck" (or it's canjugations) to an existing word. Used primarily for shock and emphasis.

The fuckugation of unbelievable is "Un-be-fucking-lievable".

fuckugation by Dave Surfs June 11, 2006

fuckupational hazard 

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

fuckupational hazard by nonplussed February 23, 2017

fakecation 

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

fakecation by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Fuckcation 

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.

Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.

Fuckcation by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013