Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fuckality 

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.

Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY

Fuckality by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010

Gender Factuality Paradox 

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

Gender Factuality Paradox by Fearman April 1, 2008

Fucktility 

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

Fucktility by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

fucktality 

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.

fucktality by luigiboy January 25, 2010

fuckinality 

A bad personality trait or an idiosyncrosy.

I'm sick of you and your fuckinality!

or

You need a fuckinality check!

fuckinality by zode and miri December 15, 2008

anti-fucktality 

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back

my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good

anti-fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008