fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.

It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.

fucktoplasm by TP&DC January 13, 2010

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

fuck towel 

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.

I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.

fuck towel by fluffy June 17, 2006

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fucktober 

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

fucktober by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015

Fuckowl 

Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.

"Did you see Daemo?"
"Yeah man he's such a Fuckowl"

Fuckowl by Wombie February 18, 2009