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1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.
Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.
by LoudMatt July 28, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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I shoved my fucktool up her ass.
by Fuzzy Moo May 08, 2007
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter July 11, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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