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like two retards fucking 

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

You fucking retard 

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...
Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
Fucking Retard by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

fucking retarded 

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
fucking retarded by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.