fuckbusted

1.a term to describe a general state of non-well being
2.to be mixed up or cofused
3.pissed off

I am so fuckbusted, I can't get home, I forget my real name, and I'm not too sure about these shoes, my feet are all itchy.

by jonathens June 25, 2004

Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.

Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

by The TrUth will find you out March 2, 2015

Fuckbuster

An annoying dog that bite the crap outta you.

That fuckbuster messed up his hand.

by Steve Dood September 20, 2003

fuckbusters

Amazing; big-time; met by or deserving of exceptional or crazy success; a rowdier version of the word gangbusters.

The cupcakes went over like fuckbusters at Jenny's birthday!

I wanna tap that ass like fuckbusters!

Fuckbusters! That is so badass!

by a pseudonym of pseudomyn April 14, 2011

Oregon fuckbuster

When a gay middle aged man is tired of his sex life w his partner , so to spice it up a bit he shoves a lubricated mason jar filled with mice into his gay lovers anus.

God tanner and Marshall could really use a Oregon fuckbuster in their sex life.

by Alex little dick November 13, 2018

Fuckbust

v.

1. To enter an area in a particularly loud over-the-top fashion, usually breaking something on the way in. Sometimes performed utilizing the Sparta Kick. SWAT teams generally perform this with a battering ram.

"the SWAT team had no other option than to fuckbust their way in the house using flashbangs and a battering ram."

Phil: It's a good thing you weren't at the party last night.
Steve: Why's that?
Phil: Because the police decided to fuckbust their way into the house at 2 am just as Jim was about to leave. They kicked the door open so hard they broke his face in three places.

by CrazyMcNinja September 12, 2011