fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastrophe 

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

Fucktastrophe by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophy 

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy

After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.

Fucktastrophy by jennlm August 14, 2009

Fucktastrophy 

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable

The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.

Fucktastrophy by Debdem September 22, 2020

Fucktastrophe 

when sex goes horribly wrong.

Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned

Fucktastrophe by FUCKTARDED_SHITBAG_ASSWIPE May 29, 2009

fucktastrophe 

when it's such a catastrophe that you're fucked.

Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"

fucktastrophe by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012

fucktastrophy 

1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.

1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.

fucktastrophy by Michael J. September 28, 2007