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fuck the dog 

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake
Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

fuck a dog 

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

Fuck My Dog 

An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.
You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
Fuck My Dog by AndyOG July 26, 2008

fuck the dog 

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
fuck the dog by Alex87 July 23, 2008

dog fuck party 

A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:

1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work

...on company time.
1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2. Pigs at the donut shop, pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers, pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.
dog fuck party by A.G.Alum September 26, 2007

let's fuck this dog 

It first came to rise In the Walking dead comics as something the Character Abraham said. It means let's do this, or let's get this done.
Alright guys we gotta put up some drywall, let's fuck this dog.