Me: says sumn *all blazed afff*
Friend: *replies back but I'm too chopped to really comprehend what she just said*
Me: *5 mins later* "Wait what did you just say bro?"
Friend: *Repeats herself*
Me: "Wait bro, what were we talking about?"
Both of us: HAHA, LUL FRYED ASS 😂😂
Friend: *replies back but I'm too chopped to really comprehend what she just said*
Me: *5 mins later* "Wait what did you just say bro?"
Friend: *Repeats herself*
Me: "Wait bro, what were we talking about?"
Both of us: HAHA, LUL FRYED ASS 😂😂
by UrBabyyGirl 😘 November 20, 2019
(verb): the face you make when someone says something moronic, idiotic, and otherwise downsy; the squint and stare.
(reference to Fry from Futurama)
(reference to Fry from Futurama)
by Alyssa&Robert July 15, 2014
a fat hottie. A fat person that happens to be hott or good-looking, or someone that could be really hott if they weren't such a fatass.
"DUDE THAT CHICK IS FUCKIN FRYING"
"man that dude could be so hott; i mean, he is frying and all...but he could be better if he lost a few pounds"
"man that dude could be so hott; i mean, he is frying and all...but he could be better if he lost a few pounds"
by holly December 08, 2004
i was just frying you when i beat you 21-0 and dunked all over you.
yo bob was just frying you when he made you fall.
yo bob was just frying you when he made you fall.
by auzzie September 13, 2006
by Mattress23 August 02, 2016
|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
by lesfile December 05, 2007
Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023