Frozen Poo Dildo 

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

Frozen Poo Dildo by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post 

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post by Gercoff February 2, 2023

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

Frozen poop shank by Derpules May 14, 2012

Frozen Poonanny 

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

Frozen Poonanny by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

frozen poop 

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

frozen poop by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

Frozenpocalypse 

The Frozen Fandom shows their Insanity through the Frozenpocalypse. They did this because they were tired of waiting for the Film. The Frozenpocalypse is usually consists of Really Bad Photo Edits, Frozen Doll comics, Strange Photo comics, and even a fake photo show.

"So have you heard about that person who started the Frozenpocalypse?"
"OMG, the Frozenpocalypse is tearing my life apart!"
"And to your left, you can see the Frozen Fandom losing their minds to what they call the Frozenpocalypse."

Frozenpocalypse by Le Toyboy November 13, 2013