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froot loopy 

horny; penis crazy.

Etymology: penis = banana = fruit, crazy = loopy, there is a cereal called Froot Loops. thus - froot loopy
Man, I am froot loopy ever since Bob and I broke up
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Froot Loops

The CORRECT way to spell Froot Loops.
Guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops
Guy 2: it's FROOT loops you asshat
Froot Loops by Souma Mondal June 9, 2005

Froot-Loop Explosion 

Bringing your senses to orgasmic climax by eating froot loops and simultaneously hitting a froot-loop flavored vape like a fuckin champ.
Yo dude she told me she was into Froot-Loop Explosions...that's when I knew she was the one.

froot loop 

You are a complete froot loop
froot loop by sylvy September 24, 2006

Froot Loop 

Derived from the slang term froot, usually meaning someone who is gay.
"And you thought they were cereal..."
Froot Loop by fsc June 6, 2005

Froot Loop Booty 

When a girl's ass looks so nice you want to pour some Froot Loops and some milk in her ass crack and eat it out with a spoon.
That Brazilian girl at the party last light had a Froot Loop Booty!
Froot Loop Booty by Sticker Prick November 11, 2013

Froot Looping 

A prank similar to TPing

You take a bunch of maple syrup and pour it on the victims drive way. Then you take a box of Froot Loops and pour them on the syrup. The end result is Froot Loops stuck to the drive-way of the victim. It takes alot of muscle to get off.
Highschooler: "Keep talking you 8th grade little punk"
8th grader: "Or what?"

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NEXT MORNING
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8th grader: "OMFG, THEY FROOT LOOPED ME!!"
Mom: "What?!"
8th grader: "You know! Froot Looping!"
Dad: "Clean it up asshole"
Froot Looping by Corknuts May 24, 2006
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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