Front Bumper Douche Master 

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

Front Bumper Douche Master by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

Canadian Front Bumper 

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

Canadian Front Bumper by MrT balls September 19, 2010

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

Pulling the front bumper off by Gunggung September 27, 2021

front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.

"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."

front bummer by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

front bumpers by Haggis February 19, 2005

Front Bummer

Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.

"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"

"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"

"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"

Front Bummer by suitanun October 23, 2009

Frontpumper 

A person who display a motion of a forward directional thrust at the hips while doing activities

Would you just look at that frontpumper

Frontpumper by Jd688 July 30, 2012