shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

by Yari0 February 15, 2010

Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020

Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006

front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 1, 2013

Front Door Nade

Verb. Phrase yelled to your teammates before you launch a grenade at your opponents base in Halo or Halo 2

"FRONT DOOR NADE!" exclaimed Gerald as he led the attack on the Red Team's base.

by Gerald Santoleri June 21, 2006

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 14, 2011

Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann August 13, 2005